Valentine's Idea no. 3: Paint his nails bright red...

Slap some makeup on him too.

Make him wear suspenders and high heels and a wig.

...'cos tonight, he's gonna be your fer-reaky rumpshaker!


And you?

Dress up like a man.

Put on a fake moustache.

'Invent' some stubble.

...'cos tonight, oooh tonight, you're gonna put the 'mmm' in Marvin Gaye. (Oh yay)



Gay, straight, bi, don't matter – dress each other up, role play, switch places, have fun.

Kapisch?


Alrighty.




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