Valentine's Idea No. 2: Grow her a garden...

...so you can give her flowers everyday.


...'cos you know that I know that you know that Valentine's Day ain't just about one day, right?

Right.


So, pull up dem sleeves and get all green-fingered for your lady. Be at one with the earthworms. Ask to speak to their leader. Bribe he-worm with food. Get him on your side. And before you know it, you'll have, like, the prettiest flowers EVER.



Idea no.3: I haven't overlooked that guys need some schugah too. No. 3 coming soon...